meme4u:

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tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

(via fabulousscott)

tastefullyoffensive:

[kelsey]

(via classcomesoutmyass)

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

(via sluttyteenwolf)

poopflow:

blackandwiteroses:

poopflow:

men are from mars

women are from venus

damn im horny

someone hop on this penis 

awesome dude!

men are from the inland

women are from the coast

holy shit your comment sucks

get the fuck off of my post

(via the-krusty-crew)

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

(via menorahtheexplorer)

(via ohio-is4-lovers)

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

(via realfunny-bro)

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(via realfunny-bro)

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

rebelhooker:

urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked

(via nippled)

(via leonmcgann)

“i made these”

(via leonmcgann)

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