vivid-dark:

me on my way to steal ur man

vivid-dark:

me on my way to steal ur man

(via d1rty-virgin)

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

(via ryanvallejo)

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

(via toodopetoexist)

officialfrenchtoast:

avoiding my responsibilities like

image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

(via thats-so-meme)

evaded:

cygate:

movies with cool concepts but poor execution in writing

image

aka the purge

(via laugh-addict)

andrewquo:

ryanvallejo:

andrewquo:

shut up and diss me

you’re ugly?

mm fuck yeah

(via ryanvallejo)

lolsofunny:

Frozen 2

The computer just needs to be taken away from some of you. Love this. but  your computer needs to be taken away, haha.

(via laugh-addict)

10knotes:

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tyleroakley:

pika pika

tyleroakley:

pika pika

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via d1rty-virgin)

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